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Because boot weather is over, dammit.
To the surprise of precisely no one.
Five ways to win her again, none of which involve a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Although, we did see at least half of these films as children.
Three ways to earn points.
Yep, the first just wasn’t extreme enough.
So, think you can make a living building motorcycles?
Mention that to her—you’ll probably get a backrub out of it.
You’ll look like a more nerdy Geordie LaForge, but it’s worth it.
Sponsored by Troy McClure!
Disclaimer: applying it may take longer.
Because the rolled-up pants look sucks.
Why paddle your own canoe when you can build your own canoe?