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And now we feel like outdoor steak.
The quest for the perfect burger will keep us kicking into our 80s!
Hey, it can’t all be yachts and hidden flasks.
Gentlemen, you may . . . well, you know.
Where’s a sports nut to spend all his Starpoints?
Like we have time to notice outfit colours.
Looks like Hank Hill’s getting a smartphone.
That’s right, it gets worse.
Well, beats balancing a board on our water-tube.
This way, you won’t have to punch anyone for ordering well-done steak.
“The consequences of having a Carpe Diem view of life is that my luck ran out.”
“Hmmm . . . will I have one beer, or two beers?”