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If there’s one thing we could use, it’s more power.
We’re finally going to deal with all these legless tables around here.
And make your mom happy, so there’s that.
Sadly, the women in our lives won’t let us use flamethrowers.
It works better than that Plan 9 stuff.
Or umbrellas and hats, apparently.
It rates pretty high on our impress-O-matic.
DailyXY, covering all the important NSFW issues.
Or whatever, who remembers?
Lights, camera, fancy cocktails.
We’re not even joking.